USA [SIC] - President Donald Trump today demanded that the National Football League replace all players with North Koreans.
"Now there's some people who know how to respect the flag," Trump said in a statement. "You tell them not to kneel, I bet they'd stand up faster than you can say 'mentally deranged U.S. dotard.'"
Asked how North Koreans would benefit the all-American sport, the President said, "Well, they'd have to learn the game, but I hear they have rocket arms, the best rocket arms. And they wouldn't be challenging everything someone in authority says something, which is me."
NFL Commissioner Roger Goodell, when asked how the NFL would react to such a request from the president, said, "I have no words."
In response, North Korean dictator Kim Jong-un said through state-controlled media, "I literally have no words."
Tweeting after the initial shock of his suggestion had abated, Trump continued, "And the NBA, too."
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"Now there's some people who know how to respect the flag," Trump said in a statement. "You tell them not to kneel, I bet they'd stand up faster than you can say 'mentally deranged U.S. dotard.'"
Asked how North Koreans would benefit the all-American sport, the President said, "Well, they'd have to learn the game, but I hear they have rocket arms, the best rocket arms. And they wouldn't be challenging everything someone in authority says something, which is me."
NFL Commissioner Roger Goodell, when asked how the NFL would react to such a request from the president, said, "I have no words."
In response, North Korean dictator Kim Jong-un said through state-controlled media, "I literally have no words."
Tweeting after the initial shock of his suggestion had abated, Trump continued, "And the NBA, too."
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